That is so cute, I may vomit.

(Source: scrunchydarren)

As happy as I am in my domestic life with Blaine,

askvampirekurt:

I do have to say I’ve grown bored.
Not of Blaine, or our relationship, but of this town itself.
Suppose in my boredom, I’ve decided to come here and see how things have been going in the ‘online’ world.
How thoughtful of me, I know.
Missed me?
Well, good.

So very thoughtful, it’s almost touching.

And here I thought you were done with the “online” world. It was so peaceful without you and the demon sucking the fun out of everything. Though I must admit, I’ve missed your face.

You know what’s highly entertaining?

askvampirekurt:

askvampirethad:

After I trick humans into taking me back to their place for a “good time” and eventually kill and feed off of them, I play with their silly appliances.

Really, Thaddeus?
You’re an idiot.

Grow up.

Speak of the devil.

Kurtance, it has been so long since I’ve recieved an insult from you. Oh, how I’ve miss them.

You know what’s highly entertaining?

After I trick humans into taking me back to their place for a “good time” and eventually kill and feed off of them, I play with their silly appliances.

Goddammit. Sometimes I just…

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

Don’t worry, Blaine. I’ll be gone tomorrow.

And I’ll be gone for good. So, you won’t have to worry about me being /there/ any longer.

Take care of him.

Thad… Wait… What are you planning on doing? Don’t do anything stupid.

Does it really matter what I plan on doing?

And your husband would love if I did something stupid. If he could, he would probably watch the event go down, because that’s how much he loathes me.

Don't kill yourself!! DX
◥		Anonymous

I’m not killing myself, darling. I have no soul. I’m already dead. Technically, I’m just getting rid of my body.

One less monster for humans like you to worry about.

Goddammit. Sometimes I just…

askdemonblaine:

Thad makes me so damn angry sometimes. He’s just always there. Whenever I think I can finally be happy with Kurt on our own, he pops up. It’s just so… annoying.

Don’t worry, Blaine. I’ll be gone tomorrow.

And I’ll be gone for good. So, you won’t have to worry about me being /there/ any longer.

Take care of him.

Good news for the newly weds!

I’m leaving.
Taking a new direction.
And that direction leads to the middle of the park, at noon.
When the sun is at it’s highest. And strongest.
It’s been fun.