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That is so cute, I may vomit.

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 08:03:49 -0500

That is so cute, I may vomit.

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:44:15 -0500

As happy as I am in my domestic life with Blaine,

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:34:00 -0500

I do have to say I’ve grown bored.
Not of Blaine, or our relationship, but of this town itself.
Suppose in my boredom, I’ve decided to come here and see how things have been going in the ‘online’ world.
How thoughtful of me, I know.
Missed me?
Well, good.

So very thoughtful, it’s almost touching.

And here I thought you were done with the “online” world. It was so peaceful without you and the demon sucking the fun out of everything. Though I must admit, I’ve missed your face.

You know what's highly entertaining?

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:26:28 -0500

askvampirekurt:

askvampirethad:

After I trick humans into taking me back to their place for a “good time” and eventually kill and feed off of them, I play with their silly appliances.

Really, Thaddeus?
You’re an idiot.

Grow up.

Speak of the devil.

Kurtance, it has been so long since I’ve recieved an insult from you. Oh, how I’ve miss them.

You know what's highly entertaining?

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:04:00 -0500

After I trick humans into taking me back to their place for a “good time” and eventually kill and feed off of them, I play with their silly appliances.

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Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:17:48 -0500

Goddammit. Sometimes I just...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:35:11 -0400

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

Don’t worry, Blaine. I’ll be gone tomorrow.

And I’ll be gone for good. So, you won’t have to worry about me being /there/ any longer.

Take care of him.

Thad… Wait… What are you planning on doing? Don’t do anything stupid.

Does it really matter what I plan on doing?

And your husband would love if I did something stupid. If he could, he would probably watch the event go down, because that’s how much he loathes me.

Don't kill yourself!! DX

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:07:36 -0400

I’m not killing myself, darling. I have no soul. I’m already dead. Technically, I’m just getting rid of my body.

One less monster for humans like you to worry about.

Goddammit. Sometimes I just...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:47:44 -0400

askdemonblaine:

Thad makes me so damn angry sometimes. He’s just always there. Whenever I think I can finally be happy with Kurt on our own, he pops up. It’s just so… annoying.

Don’t worry, Blaine. I’ll be gone tomorrow.

And I’ll be gone for good. So, you won’t have to worry about me being /there/ any longer.

Take care of him.

Good news for the newly weds!

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:43:41 -0400

I’m leaving.
Taking a new direction.
And that direction leads to the middle of the park, at noon.
When the sun is at it’s highest. And strongest.
It’s been fun.

Can't you go a day with out insulting my husband?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:33:00 -0400

askvampirekurt:

You really need to get a life that isn’t around ours, Thad.

You just don’t get it, Kurtance.

And the fact that you still don’t, after all this time, is really irritating.

Oh, the demon is sick.

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:30:57 -0400

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

askdemonblaine:

I’ll have you know that I actually did not throw up. So you can go suck a dick.

Are you giving me permission to suck your husband’s dick?

Alright then!

Can you read, Thad? I said a dick, not Kurt’s dick.

Exactly. You said /a/ dick. You were not specific enough. Therefore, the dick I choose to suck could most definitely be Kurt’s.

Oh, the demon is sick.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:20:05 -0400

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

You know what, ass hole? Every time I try to be nice, I never get any kindness or respect in return. So, I’m done.

Maybe because every time you’re “nice”, it just feels forced. It feels like you’re being completely sarcastic.

On the contrary, I was actually starting to tolerate you, so the kindness wasn’t entirely “forced”.

But then stuff happened. And now I just see you as a bastard.

Oh, the demon is sick.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:18:44 -0400

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

askvampirekurt:

askvampirethad:

How sad.

Like you have any right to give a shit.

I have every right to do what I please. Have fun cleaning up your husband’s vomit.

I’ll have you know that I actually did not throw up. So you can go suck a dick.

Are you giving me permission to suck your husband’s dick?

Alright then!

Oh, the demon is sick.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:19:25 -0400

askvampirekurt:

askvampirethad:

How sad.

Like you have any right to give a shit.

I have every right to do what I please. Have fun cleaning up your husband’s vomit.

Oh, the demon is sick.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:18:39 -0400

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

How sad.

Huh. Just when I thought you might actually stop being a prick.

You know what, ass hole? Every time I try to be nice, I never get any kindness or respect in return. So, I’m done.

Oh, the demon is sick.

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:42:00 -0400

How sad.

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Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:18:00 -0400

askdemonblaine: askvampirethad: I’m sorry, but have you ever had an encounter with hunters,...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:13:39 -0400

askdemonblaine:

askvampirethad:

I’m sorry, but have you ever had an encounter with hunters, Blaine?

Have you ever came close to being killed by one?

I have. So has your husband.

And no, I am not staying here. You have no control over my actions.

I think we’ll be fine on our own…

I think you’re wrong.

askvampirekurt: askdemonblaine: I think we’ll be fine on our own… Exactly.We don’t need to be...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:13:26 -0400

askvampirekurt:

askdemonblaine:

I think we’ll be fine on our own…

Exactly.
We don’t need to be babysitted, I’m more than sure that we can take care of ourselves.

I’m not convinced that you can.